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Damn, what the.. Just been playing some doom on switch and we'll.. Wow, it stinks in here...
>Fool, did you just fart?
>You think that's art? You think you're smart?
>Well that makes you Lisa, which makes me Bart,
>Time to spit some truth, break your heart,
>Straight through it like a dart; wait. What's this I see?
>No way, you're shitting me,
>It's 2017, Doom at 540p?
>The things they do to keep the frames at 60,
>Oh wait, it's half that? Wow what a pity,
>Screen so blurred it makes your eyes itchy,
>Or is that the salty tears, why you all so bitchy?
>Just thinking 'bout Switch Doom making my head sore,
>Yet the reviewers seem to all forget this in their score?
>Manchildren and kiddies begging for more,
>If you're lucky Todd will port over fallout fucking 4,
>You better buy it bitch, he'll be knocking at your door,
>That goes for wolfenstein 2, and skyrim too,
>Frame rates jumping round like a fucking kangaroo,
>Eyes bleeding like you're rinsing them with boiling shampoo,
>But hey, at least switch already got more ports than wii u,
>Even though they're all old Bethesda games with portable glitches,
>Like every other version but with extra hitches,
>Haha, you all sat there with your Switches,
>30fps 'on the go' Doom giving you twitches,
>Shame it's not got any horse power,
>Games from 2011 making it cower,
>Sweating more than a neogaf mod with a girl in the shower,
>Stupid nerd thought her was gonna plough her,
>Now his forums so dead, getting one post every hour
Published on 08 Dec 2017 at 01:15AM