So, I've built a few devices for my friends to smuggle booze and weed. 10 years latter here I drink a lot and I'm being forced to go on a faggot fucking cruise i don't want to be on. My wife says no to a $500 drink card for unlimited drinks. BITCH THEY WILL LOSE MONEY BUT ALRIGHT I GUESS BECAUSE FUCK WHAT I WANT... Fairly convinced I can smuggle booze easily and can't inject marijuanas because of work anyway.
They allow 2 2 liters 9f soda since so many people believe sprite and 7 up help with sea sickness.
"It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up this hill!"
I built a tool that can remove and replace a 2 liter bottle and apear factory sealed.
I'm broken with metal in my body so i get "randomly inspected."
Assuming i fail or i fuck over someone else getting busted with booze smuggling how much trouble would we be in?
If it's really bad i can have another bro with a phone and inserted release valves. We get a wtf look and it releases a chemical to melt the okastic maybe??
I don't know
Basically looking for ideas here how to smuggle booze and wtf the laws are in Texas getting onto a bullshit boat full of faggots running around Mexico.
I fucking HATE Mexicans.
Can't wait to spend the first vacation of my life at 41years old covered in Mexican stink.....
Published on 18 Nov 2018 at 12:01PM